I haven’t found anything useful to us on Freecycle lately, but there have been some entertaining “Wanted” ads.

Wanted: Damaged or otherwise unusable or substandard coffin. Preferably not used.

Wanted: wanted Mac computer. Hello My computer just died so wondering if anybody has a mac computer that they no longer need. thanks coco

Wanted: bus wanted as home. Hi everyone,I am looking for an old preferably double decker bus to convert as mobile home,drivable diesal but will convert to cooking oil.No distance a problem.Or will consider a smaller van converted or fo conversion.

I can’t decide if these deserve an eye-roll (“surely you jest”) or applause for never giving up hope (“Someday my double-decker bus will come!”).

scratching my head,